thefamouschicodusty:

silencius:

this is the best post on tumblr… ever

ROFLLLL!

imab3lara:

“Choose a pokemon”

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER!

dktoday:

Hipster Traps

LOL im getting it today =D

LOL this is hardcore

If i was an ahjusshi…..

lion king in 5 seconds

iamthewayiare:

poor kid….her name is Phoebe Cho

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raises his hand and says: “The sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher replies: “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy.”

Another student says: “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher again replies: “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher: “Do farts have lumps?”

The teacher looked at him and said: “No. But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.”

So the student replies: “Then I definitely shit my pants.”